The Commonwealth of Connerii is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Diiego Domiingo with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.294 billion Conneriians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brookliin. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Conneriian economy, worth 152 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 117,584 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and contestants on Connerii's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Connerii's national animal is the golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Connerii is ranked 11,013^th in the world and 268^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.41 law-abiding acts per hour.