The Global Sovereign Confederacy of Aleckandor is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Exceptor 'Röphtór Wêhndíg' with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 23.208 billion Aleckandoreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bändómmönítá. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aleckandorean economy, worth a remarkable 4,158 trillion Vêsûlíwntähgs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,204 Vêsûlíwntähgs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations, and cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aleckandor's national animal is the 'Rhäkschíy' Giant Winged Serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aleckandor is ranked 285,977^th in the world and 11,031^st in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -461.65 on the Scary Big Number Scale.