The Commonwealth of Business States of America is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the Free Market with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.315 billion Business Statians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wall Street. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Business Statian of America economy, worth a remarkable 2,098 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 286,920 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,528,260 per year while the poor average 28,358, a ratio of 53.9 to 1.

Dessert dishes make up the Business Statian of America breakfast menu, swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, and the only places to see eagles now are at local zoos. Crime is totally unknown. Business States of America's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Business States of America is ranked 56,592^nd in the world and 3,470^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.52 law-abiding acts per hour.