The Allied States of Easuber is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bingus Sphinxus with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, flagrant waste-dumping, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.522 billion Easuberians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolftown. The average income tax rate is 30.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Easuberian economy, worth 199 trillion Eas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,908 Eas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Lending money has become a major liability, children often kick Wolves for amusement, there's more than one way to skin a diplomat, and the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Easuber's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Easuber is ranked 260,721^st in the world and 165^th in Thaecia for Most Primitive, scoring -192 on the Scary Big Number Scale.