The Sovereign Nation of Federatic Republic of Hungary is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Hesen with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 2.529 billion Hungarians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kotanaim. The average income tax rate is 84.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Hungarian economy, worth 337 trillion Palinkas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,634 Palinkas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents, and some of the country's most famous photographers are animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federatic Republic of Hungary's national animal is the Federatic Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Beresen.

Federatic Republic of Hungary is ranked 257,560^th in the world and 158^th in Thaecia for Most Primitive, scoring -179.88 on the Scary Big Number Scale.