The People's Republic of Embu Nepolatcha is a massive, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed population of 3.377 billion Embu Nepolatchans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Wintergo. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Embu Nepolatchan economy, worth 643 trillion Eurodollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 190,460 Eurodollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Embu Nepolatchan language, and any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Embu Nepolatcha's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Embu Nepolatcha is ranked 74,694^th in the world and 1,757^th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 92.67 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.