The Most Serene Republic of Kroll Union is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and digital currency. The compassionate population of 15.054 billion Kroll are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beacon. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kroll economy, worth a remarkable 1,948 trillion Kroll Marks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,447 Kroll Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conspiracy theorists allege Beacon's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, money grows on trees, and any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kroll Union's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kroll Union is ranked 7,978^th in the world and 71^st in Europeia for Nicest Citizens, with 37.47 average smiles per day.