The Great Land of Tikaphi Tribe is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Commissar Kronos with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.069 billion Tikaphi Tribeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phitan City. The average income tax rate is 60.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tikaphi Tribean economy, worth 210 trillion Tikas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,763 Tikas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious education is a new government priority, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Tikaphi Tribeans's kindness, Tikaphi Tribe has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, and Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Tikaphi Tribe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tikaphi Tribe's national animal is the Brown Hyena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aztet.

Tikaphi Tribe is ranked 111,099^th in the world and 60^th in Thaecia for Most Primitive, scoring -27.46 on the Scary Big Number Scale.