The Federation of Inva Kaltories is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Enzu with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.64 billion Inva Kaltoriesians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaltor Vesta. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Inva Kaltoriesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,253 trillion Kiraqs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,804 Kiraqs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites, and vehicular manslaughter is apparently a victimless crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Inva Kaltories's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Inva Kaltories is ranked 286,915^th in the world and 216^th in Thaecia for Most Primitive, scoring -502.97 on the Scary Big Number Scale.