The Federacy of Krozland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Ioannis Alfontos with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ritual sacrifices, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.256 billion Omonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hellas. The average income tax rate is 57.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Omonian economy, worth 863 trillion Omonian Notes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 202,909 Omonian Notes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers, women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, and punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krozland's national animal is the Enedrévo Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Krozland is ranked 94,713^th in the world and 1,726^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,268.1 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.