The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.174 billion Pakotskì enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Võlatsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 4,060 trillion danirtsks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 286,475 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's never enough space in space, tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 294,070^th in the world and 5,275^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -58.53 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.