The Community of New Aslyopia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lyllyana Lapiosa with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.592 billion Asyllyans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcaden. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Asyllyan economy, worth 549 trillion Syllyas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 119,579 Syllyas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists visit New Aslyopia to mass-moon New Asyllyan politicians, New Asyllyan diplomacy is by the book, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, and New Aslyopia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Aslyopia's national animal is the Asyllyan Orange Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dalism.

New Aslyopia is ranked 8,200^th in the world and 100^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,791.61 pounds of wildlife per square mile.