The People's Republic of Fibish is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ioan Constantin Dascălu with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.789 billion Fibishians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fibiș. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Fibishian economy, worth 275 trillion Lei a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 72,707 Lei, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, and pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fibish's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Fibish is ranked 187,145^th in the world and 337^th in The Leftist Assembly for Nicest Citizens, with 11.33 average smiles per day.