The Democracy of Northern Guyeds Koblinge is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by välvilja with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.044 billion Northern Guyeds Koblingeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ouverset. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kobliean economy, worth 465 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 152,969 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Astronauts take one small step for Northern Guyeds Koblinge and one giant step backward from confrontation, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers, and the government is spending billions of pesos on helping citizens find spiritual enlightenment. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Guyeds Koblinge's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Northern Guyeds Koblinge is ranked 288,377^th in the world and 5,163^rd in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -15.38 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.