The Empire of Pyleland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Pyle Taibénia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.37 billion Pylish are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyral. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pylish economy, worth 598 trillion Pynes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,842 Pynes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, skateparks can be found in every city, distant and obscure female relatives succeed to the Pylish throne, and victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pyleland's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Velaism.

Pyleland is ranked 29,404^th in the world and 148^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.23 law-abiding acts per hour.