The Peoples great republik of Second Kitary is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Great premier Hafaz Aladeen with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 5.685 billion Second Kitaryians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalifania city. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Second Kitaryian economy, worth a remarkable 1,106 trillion plexirs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 194,681 plexirs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prison is a nightmare, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-plexir treacle machine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Kitary's national animal is the Great Thaecian black eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Comunistic christianity.

Second Kitary is ranked 287,659^th in the world and 219^th in Thaecia for Most Primitive, scoring -506.72 on the Scary Big Number Scale.