The Marxist Socialist state of The hellish empire of BCC is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Supakit the Great with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.994 billion BCCians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bangkok Christian College. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient BCCian economy, worth 718 trillion BCC coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 179,784 BCC coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School history books often refer to Supakit the Great as "that imperialist pig dog", the horniness of the great-horned Polar Bear is considered a national priority, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, and the media seems excessively interested in what Supakit the Great is wearing this season. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The hellish empire of BCC's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

The hellish empire of BCC is ranked 276,131^st in the world and 267^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.32 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.