Population | 1.52 billion |
Capital | Jellyburg |
Currency | blob |
Animal | jellyfish |
The Community of Slime Zone is a massive, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.52 billion Slime Zoneans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jellyburg. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Slime Zonean economy, worth 71.2 trillion blobs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 46,852 blobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
In a baffling press conference Leader proudly dismantled a broken door, bike rage is all the rage, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Jellyburg Times is sold out. Crime is totally unknown. Slime Zone's national animal is the jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Slime Zone is ranked 179,227th in the world and 143rd in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 30.94 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Slime Zone was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential, Most Beautiful Environments, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Most Inclusive and the Top 10% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Slime Zone was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : Slime Zone voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : Following new legislation in Slime Zone, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Jellyburg Times is sold out.
- : Following new legislation in Slime Zone, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
- : Following new legislation in Slime Zone, bike rage is all the rage.
- : Slime Zone voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Police Accountability Act".
- : Following new legislation in Slime Zone, in a baffling press conference Leader proudly dismantled a broken door.
- : Following new legislation in Slime Zone, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
- : Following new legislation in Slime Zone, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 39 » Marxist Land of Peoples, The hellish empire of BCC, Rorlenland, Midterra, Soviet Trailer Park, Kawany, Hussija, Rhenna, Tourettesia, United Asahi, Sincadenas, Larger Green Plants, Themsylvanii, Greater Grangeria, Runegeist, Sterkspruit, Gentea, Pissing Yourself, Huazhi, Volkersland, Mivata, Martilliopen, Zaratov, Infidel State, Ragnaria, Caspersland, North Amherst, East Scoth, Indomalfil, Aduw, Erosodom, Xanidema, Kero Kero Bonito, Die Friedlichelaender, Sauros, The Great Slime Nation of Nick, Infervia, Tse-Tung, and Ancron.