The Democratic Republic of Theeronia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Theseus Olafson with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.095 billion Theeronians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olavum. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Theeronian economy, worth 236 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 113,023 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, visions of giant pink Brown Bears are a common side effect after Theeronians eat their meals, and the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theeronia's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Theeronia is ranked 271,616^th in the world and 3,391^st in the West Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -9.38 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.