Population | 1.879 billion |
Capital | Myxiao |
Leader | Athena Hawthorne |
Currency | xephyr |
Animal | panther |
The People's Republic of Tse-Tung is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Athena Hawthorne with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.879 billion Tse-Tungians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Myxiao. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Tse-Tungian economy, worth 226 trillion xephyrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 120,355 xephyrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs. Crime is totally unknown. Tse-Tung's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Tse-Tung is ranked 268,242nd in the world and 243rd in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.12 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tse-Tung was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 5% for Most Developed, Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Influential, and Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Tse-Tung, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs.
- : Following new legislation in Tse-Tung, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
- : Following new legislation in Tse-Tung, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
- : Following new legislation in Tse-Tung, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.
- : Following new legislation in Tse-Tung, funny-looking kids are stood at the front of the classroom for everybody to point and laugh at.
- : Following new legislation in Tse-Tung, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
- : Following new legislation in Tse-Tung, trains and passengers alike are often late.
- : Following new legislation in Tse-Tung, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave.
- : Tse-Tung was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 26 » Midterra, Soviet Trailer Park, Marxist Land of Peoples, Themsylvanii, Rorlenland, Kawany, Hussija, Rhenna, United Asahi, Tourettesia, Larger Green Plants, Sincadenas, Communist Union of Rus, Kittsstan, Huazhi, Runegeist, Xanidema, Kero Kero Bonito, Sauros, Volkersland, The Great Slime Nation of Nick, Afondawel, Infervia, Slime Zone, Venusian Soviets, and Ancron.