The North Pretitle of Woodstockian National Junta is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ronald Wilson Reagan with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.941 billion Woodstockers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juneau. The average income tax rate is 58.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Woodstocker economy, worth 429 trillion United States Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 221,172 United States Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Home renovation shows are increasingly popular, discarded pennies litter the streets, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, and artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woodstockian National Junta's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Secular.

Woodstockian National Junta is ranked 36,360^th in the world and 880^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,394.69 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.