The United Socialist States of Elaribel is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Pham Huynh An Huy with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, devout population of 1.145 billion Elaribelians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of William La Paix Aurea. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elaribelian economy, worth 126 trillion ⁂ ElSTAs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,253 ⁂ ElSTAs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, and political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elaribel's national animal is the turtle and flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Ho Chi Minhism.

Elaribel is ranked 280,769^th in the world and 6,887^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -347.01 on the Scary Big Number Scale.