The Kingdom of The Federation of Czeckiland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The 75th Legislature of The Crown with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 3.348 billion Czeckish are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chequi-kakurie. The average income tax rate is 52.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Czeckish economy, worth 271 trillion Czeckilies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,026 Czeckilies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary, political commentators say that The 75th Legislature of The Crown's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped, children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events, and gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czeckiland's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Siriusism.

Czeckiland is ranked 155,156^th in the world and 119^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.