The United Socialist States of DisregardWork is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Bardock Obama with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 27.676 billion DisregardWorkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Social Policy, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meh. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient DisregardWorkian economy, worth a remarkable 8,146 trillion bullets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 294,343 bullets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, and doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion. Crime is totally unknown. DisregardWork's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

DisregardWork is ranked 985^th in the world and 39^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 171.48 law-abiding acts per hour.