The United Federated Empire of Techganet is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Yinrumanyun Syaunochtri with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.895 billion Techanereans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Digor Abiesun. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Techanerean economy, worth a remarkable 2,937 trillion Teigns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 184,831 Teigns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Techganet's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ailmis.

Techganet is ranked 4,668^th in the world and 106^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 15,526.04 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.