The Divine Owl of Aidenfieeld is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Aliand Methinhein with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.58 billion Aidenfieeldians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Annville. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Aidenfieeldian economy, worth a remarkable 1,692 trillion Aidenfieeldian Banks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,071 Aidenfieeldian Banks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, one can wake up in Aidenfieeld and have breakfast in Bigtopia, and multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aidenfieeld's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aidenfieeld is ranked 11,562^nd in the world and 246^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.45 law-abiding acts per hour.