The Empire of Great Scapula is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dher with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 21.215 billion great scapulans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vikaland. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient a great scapulan economy, worth a remarkable 3,405 trillion golds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,545 golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, international negotiations always lead to a lot of missile-laneous expenses, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, and the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Scapula's national animal is the white deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the cult to Vika.

Great Scapula is ranked 3,878^th in the world and 88^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 123.09 law-abiding acts per hour.