The フェデレーション of Nowa Europa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prezydent Iga Świątek with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, vat-grown people, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.395 billion Nowa Europeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silesia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Nowa Europan economy, worth a remarkable 4,762 trillion banknotes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 355,524 banknotes, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and Prezydent Iga Świątek steals from the rich and gives to the needy. Crime is almost non-existent. Nowa Europa's national animal is the Water Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nowa Europa is ranked 158,109^th in the world and 3,453^rd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.47 law-abiding acts per hour.