The Grand Duchy of HawkoFon is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by ArchDuke FonHawk II with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.396 billion HawkoFonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raptor City. The average income tax rate is 29.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong HawkoFonian economy, worth 102 trillion GoldFeathers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,599 GoldFeathers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Flyentology has been named as HawkoFon's national religion, criminals are thrown to the Golden Hawks to repay their debt to society, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and Jennifer Government is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HawkoFon's national animal is the Golden Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Flyentology.

HawkoFon is ranked 98,121^st in the world and 2,132^nd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.23 law-abiding acts per hour.