The Rogue Nation of Tewi is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by BunnyEars with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.215 billion Tewians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BunTown. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Tewian economy, worth a remarkable 1,671 trillion labor vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 181,399 labor vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, Air Tewi is rumored to receive more government funding than the Tewian Air Force, and a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tewi's national animal is the bun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is bun butt.

Tewi is ranked 2,975^th in the world and 70^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 18,369.91 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.