The Socialist HOA of Turkey Creek is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Socko with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 4.081 billion Turkey Creekers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carrington Green. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Turkey Creeker economy, worth a remarkable 1,047 trillion dolliras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 256,686 dolliras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million dolliras of property damage, and for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs. Crime is totally unknown. Turkey Creek's national animal is the creekturkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Turkey Creek is ranked 5,332^nd in the world and 122^nd in The Communist Bloc for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,271.3 pounds of wildlife per square mile.