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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 488thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,072ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,193rd
The Confederated Municipalities of
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Varon

Population3.794 billion

CapitalRenegav
LeaderArbitrator Reingard

CurrencyYunir
AnimalHawk

The Confederated Municipalities of Varon is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arbitrator Reingard with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.794 billion Varonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Renegav. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Varonian economy, worth 700 trillion Yunirs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 184,642 Yunirs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, rumor has it that Arbitrator Reingard has won three lotteries in a row, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter Varon are highly popular tourist destinations, and weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law. Crime is totally unknown. Varon's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Varon is ranked 3,949th in the world and 91st in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 16,561.61 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 488thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,072ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,193rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,259thNicest Citizens: 1,371stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,592ndMost Pacifist: 1,625thMost Inclusive: 1,731stMost Influential: 1,906thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,417thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,791stTop
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Highest Food Quality: 3,007thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,092ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,383rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,734thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,850thLargest Governments: 3,851stSafest: 3,928thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,949thHighest Drug Use: 3,957thMost Secular: 4,023rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,412thMost Developed: 4,907thSmartest Citizens: 5,434thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,648thBest Weather: 5,755thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,765thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,829thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,838thMost Cultured: 6,150thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,061stLongest Average Lifespans: 7,816thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,960thMost Efficient Economies: 8,782ndHighest Average Incomes: 13,021stHealthiest Citizens: 13,342ndMost Subsidized Industry: 13,821stTop
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Nudest: 15,994thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,544thLowest Crime Rates: 25,885th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 16th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 27th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 28th in the regionNudest: 33rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 35th in the regionNicest Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Pacifist: 43rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 47th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 51st in the regionMost Inclusive: 58th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 63rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 64th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 73rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 75th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 79th in the regionLargest Governments: 85th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 91st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 93rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 99th in the regionMost Cultured: 100th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 102nd in the regionMost Influential: 102nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 107th in the regionSafest: 110th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 112th in the regionMost Developed: 118th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 118th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 126th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 131st in the regionMost Secular: 132nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Varon, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
  • : Following new legislation in Varon, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter Varon are highly popular tourist destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Varon, rumor has it that Arbitrator Reingard has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Varon, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Varon, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Varon, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
  • : Following new legislation in Varon, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'.
  • : Following new legislation in Varon, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Varon, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases.
  • : Following new legislation in Varon, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.

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