Population | 3.794 billion |
Capital | Renegav |
Leader | Arbitrator Reingard |
Currency | Yunir |
Animal | Hawk |
The Confederated Municipalities of Varon is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arbitrator Reingard with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.794 billion Varonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Renegav. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Varonian economy, worth 700 trillion Yunirs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 184,642 Yunirs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, rumor has it that Arbitrator Reingard has won three lotteries in a row, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter Varon are highly popular tourist destinations, and weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law. Crime is totally unknown. Varon's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Varon is ranked 3,949th in the world and 91st in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 16,561.61 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Varon, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
- : Following new legislation in Varon, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter Varon are highly popular tourist destinations.
- : Following new legislation in Varon, rumor has it that Arbitrator Reingard has won three lotteries in a row.
- : Following new legislation in Varon, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals.
- : Following new legislation in Varon, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
- : Following new legislation in Varon, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
- : Following new legislation in Varon, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'.
- : Following new legislation in Varon, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
- : Following new legislation in Varon, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases.
- : Following new legislation in Varon, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 54 » Exania, Sith Isles, Kethania, Yeniseisk, Dacaro, Pajonia, Brauengen, Greater Vietnamese Empire, Karelianastan, Saxxony, Kashlakia, Carrico, Phallas, Kahrianland, Agania, International Anarchist Confederation, Walthracia, Likhinia, Crobia che Lambur, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Barbroussia, Khanatah, Ima, Verdant Groves, Celedaria, Comuny, International Socialist Union, Equlainne, Newdenizland, Arsa, Oder Crudia, Atlanc, Of South Indian Company EST, Milkau, Democratic Republic of Acember, Verenzia, Mikustania, Pridneprovye, Libisia, UNIOS, Techno Socialystiche, Socialist UwU, Anerchi, De Eon, Old Corus, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, West Irtinaraxiopia, North Goiky, Remnantia, Bobismh, and 4 others.Krajzovda, Silu, Encaoua, and Perclumsia.