The Confederacy of Walthracia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Assembly of Workers with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.509 billion Walthracians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jonahstown. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Walthracian economy, worth 178 trillion Walthracian Lyras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Tourism. Average income is 71,242 Walthracian Lyras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, the nation is devoted to world peas, games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Walthracian Lyra treacle machine. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walthracia's national animal is the Yellow-striped Jackdaw, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Walthracia is ranked 7,516^th in the world and 283^rd in The Communist Bloc for Nicest Citizens, with 38.85 average smiles per day.