Population | 268 million |
Currency | blood of CEOs |
Animal | mozzerela stik |
The United Socialist States of Anarchistic cheese is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 268 million blobfishies are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but sluggish gay economy, worth 6.55 trillion bloods of CEOs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 24,433 bloods of CEOs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Glossy adverts featuring baby's first puff adorn mothers' magazines, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, the nation excels at displacement, and citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Anarchistic cheese's national animal is the mozzerela stik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Anarchistic cheese is ranked 285,125th in the world and 1,150th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -14.42 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Anarchistic cheese was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments, Best Weather, and Most Inclusive.
- : Anarchistic cheese was endorsed by The People's Republic of Perclumsia.
- : Anarchistic cheese was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Democratic Republic of Acember.
- : Anarchistic cheese was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Trimaros.
- : Anarchistic cheese was endorsed by The Confederal Republics of International Socialist Union.
- : Anarchistic cheese was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Silu.
- : Anarchistic cheese was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Anarchistic cheese voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Police Accountability Act".
- : Following new legislation in Anarchistic cheese, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
- : Following new legislation in Anarchistic cheese, the nation excels at displacement.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 21 » Socialist UwU, De Eon, Old Corus, Phallas, Anerchi, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, Libisia, Dzuk, West Irtinaraxiopia, Brauengen, Turkey Creek, North Goiky, Pindorama-Brasil, UNIOS, Remnantia, Krajzovda, Thelania, Silu, International Socialist Union, Democratic Republic of Acember, and Perclumsia.