The Republic of Carbrian is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Faxx Nezpro with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.08 billion Carbroes enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alessos. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Carbrianian economy, worth a remarkable 2,653 trillion Ens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 165,044 Ens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, and sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself. Crime is totally unknown. Carbrian's national animal is the Frogbeaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Carbrian is ranked 288,829^th in the world and 1,319^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -21.18 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.