The Republic of Confertia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sascha-Vanessa Disse with a fair hand, and remarkable for its restrictive gun laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.701 billion Confertians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mirghan. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Confertian economy, worth 152 trillion Medars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,736 Medars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, the best defense is a good fence, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, and government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Confertia's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is -.

Confertia is ranked 22,045^th in the world and 219^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.22 law-abiding acts per hour.