The Principality of Nami Bays is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Nam bin Bay with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 8.368 billion Nami Baysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bay of Nam. The average income tax rate is 91.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Nami Baysian economy, worth a remarkable 1,148 trillion sureixes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,308 sureixes, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, the government runs a surplus by selling its citizens, life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old", and murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nami Bays's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nami Bays is ranked 5,485^th in the world and 81^st in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.26 law-abiding acts per hour.