The United Socialist States of Conyianaland is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 682 million Conyianalandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Conyianalandian economy, worth 19.8 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 29,008 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Conyianaland, and the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conyianaland's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Conyianaland is ranked 275,594^th in the world and 333^rd in Refugia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 7,368.15 Standard Monetary Units.