The Republic of Toothbrush is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Toothbrush with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 1.74 billion Toothbrushians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sourire. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Toothbrushian economy, worth 110 trillion teeth a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 63,307 teeth, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The overhead luggage compartment is often full, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, and children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Toothbrush's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Toothbrush is ranked 290,549^th in the world and 387^th in Refugia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -19.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.