The Kingdom of Weirtopia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Weir with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 3.278 billion Weirtopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weepmore City. The average income tax rate is 5.6%.

The very strong Weirtopian economy, worth 223 trillion kidneys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,143 kidneys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

A suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Weirtopian politicians, beggars lack pockets for spare change, the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy", and a lack of funding for new shows has turned television into 24/7 re-runs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Weirtopia's national animal is the Femboy Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faith of the Boykisser.

Weirtopia is ranked 25,693^rd in the world and 24^th in Refugia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 64,327.77 Standard Monetary Units.