The Cozy Loft of Keskea is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Columbidae Regina with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.388 billion pigeons are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nidum. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse pigeon economy, worth 131 trillion droppings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is 94,737 droppings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Columbidae Regina has been nicknamed 'Robomop', family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, and arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keskea's national animal is the earthworm, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Keskea is ranked 256,230^th in the world and 280^th in Refugia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.