The Human Coop of Monkely is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 646 million Monkelyians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of None. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Monkelyian economy, worth 59.1 trillion bananas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 91,509 bananas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monkely's national animal is the monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Monkely is ranked 268,034^th in the world and 293^rd in Refugia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.94 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.