The Matriarchy of Uwuguaya is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The High Gynode with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.098 billion Uwuguayans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uwuguaya City. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving uwu economy, worth 249 trillion uwuwus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is 80,466 uwuwus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, the government-sponsored autobiography 'A The High Gynode For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of The High Gynode's supporters, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, and the official Uwu Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uwuguaya's national animal is the uwuguayan panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Uwuguaya is ranked 255,398^th in the world and 232^nd in Refugia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 14,805.78 Standard Monetary Units.