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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,322ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,379thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,862nd
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Pantumaca

Population1.402 billion

CapitalCasteller
LeaderMontserrat Puig

Currencypebble
Animalmelk

The Community of Pantumaca is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Montserrat Puig with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.402 billion Pantumaches are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Casteller. The average income tax rate is 65.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pantumacan economy, worth 173 trillion pebbles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 123,770 pebbles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams, expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, and a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero. Crime is totally unknown. Pantumaca's national animal is the melk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pantumaca is ranked 103,369th in the world and 83rd in Refugia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 42,453.35 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,322ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,379thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,862ndMost Influential: 2,495thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,291stMost Secular: 3,645thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,661stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,102ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,749thMost Pacifist: 9,402ndLargest Welfare Programs: 11,836thMost Inclusive: 13,472ndMost Cultured: 13,711thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 16,935thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,170thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,251stHighest Poor Incomes: 17,424thHighest Food Quality: 17,483rdMost Beautiful Environments: 17,779thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,171stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,014thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,993rdHighest Drug Use: 28,000th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 20th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 27th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Primitive: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pantumaca, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantumaca, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantumaca, expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantumaca, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams.
  • : Pantumaca was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and Most World Assembly Endorsements, the Top 5% for Most Inclusive, and the Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantumaca, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantumaca, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • : Pantumaca was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Wangola.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantumaca, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantumaca, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes.

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