The Republic of East Gia Newskers is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 13.763 billion Newskersians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhine. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Newskersian economy, worth a remarkable 4,191 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 304,519 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime is totally unknown. East Gia Newskers's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

East Gia Newskers is ranked 83,640^th in the world and 2,039^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,624.24 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.