The Federation of Europe Socialists Republics is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Enrico Berlinguer with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.346 billion European Socialists love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marxopoli. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient an European Socialist economy, worth 430 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 128,580 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, public parks are littered with cigarette butts, and artists are pillars of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Europe Socialists Republics's national animal is the Red Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is catholicism.

Europe Socialists Republics is ranked 280,263^rd in the world and 1,126^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -11.58 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.