The Free Land of Floofyland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Helen Killer with a fair hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.456 billion Floofylandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asylum. The average income tax rate is 91.6%.

The very strong Floofylandian economy, worth 900 trillion oreo cookies a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,465 oreo cookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, and the government has declared that sharing is uncaring. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floofyland's national animal is the mandarinfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Floofyland is ranked 289,067^th in the world and 367^th in Refugia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -23.27 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.