by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,020thMost Pacifist: 8,984thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,533rd
The Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Spider Lesbians.
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Sariella

Population878 million

CurrencySariella coin
AnimalTaratect

The Kingdom of Sariella is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 878 million Sariellans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Sariellan economy, worth 69.1 trillion Sariella coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 78,737 Sariella coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship, visitors to Sariella are microchipped and must be escorted by a Sariellan soldier - even to the bathroom, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, and the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sariella's national animal is the Taratect, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sariella is ranked 102,934th in the world and 176th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,266.21 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,020thMost Pacifist: 8,984thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,533rdMost Influential: 12,025thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,679thTop
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Most Inclusive: 14,581stLargest Welfare Programs: 14,883rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,878thNicest Citizens: 17,443rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,524thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,680thMost Secular: 20,827thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,060thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,927thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,364thHighest Food Quality: 24,395thHealthiest Citizens: 25,688th
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Largest Mining Sector: 58th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 109th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sariella, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations.
  • : Following new legislation in Sariella, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
  • : Following new legislation in Sariella, visitors to Sariella are microchipped and must be escorted by a Sariellan soldier - even to the bathroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Sariella, there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship.
  • : Following new legislation in Sariella, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
  • : Following new legislation in Sariella, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Sariella after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • : Sariella was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Sariella, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Sariella, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
  • : Following new legislation in Sariella, Sariella successfully hosted the The Communist Bloc Olympics.

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