Population | 3.6 billion |
Capital | Jerusalem |
Leader | Fidel Mandela |
Faith | Monotheism |
Currency | Golden Dinar |
Animal | Palestine Sunbird |
The Popular Front for Liberation of Holy Palestine is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Fidel Mandela with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.6 billion Palestinians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Palestinian economy, worth 567 trillion Golden Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 157,626 Golden Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, the Palestinian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, a state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Palestine's national animal is the Palestine Sunbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Monotheism.
Holy Palestine is ranked 227,840th in the world and 643rd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -4.29 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Holy Palestine, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Palestine, a state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Palestine, the Palestinian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Palestine, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
- : Holy Palestine voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Holy Palestine endorsed The People's Republic of Perclumsia.
- : Holy Palestine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Most Influential and the Top 5% for Most Inclusive, Most Advanced Public Education, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Holy Palestine was endorsed by The People's Republic of Perclumsia.
- : Holy Palestine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Holy Palestine was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Trimaros.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 79 » Karelianastan, Grebanistan, Soviet Felines, Dacaro, The Reunification of Korea, Pajonia, Brauengen, Pertsjan, Borealian Communes, Canadian Democratic Union, Carrico, Agania, Kahrianland, Nigaria, Kaldu, Saxxony, Mycenaean United States, East Radivia, Likhinia, Teado Nemadals, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Barbroussia, Turkey Creek, Phallas, International Anarchist Confederation, Khanatah, Quebec second, Blessed Anarchic Commune of Michigania, Sheathimony, Gwerq, North Fluedan, Celedaria, Comuny, International Socialist Union, Equlainne, Newdenizland, Oder Crudia, Atlanc, Kethania, Arsa, Borkwitz, Ania Itary, TransUps, Of South Indian Company EST, Democratic Republic of Acember, Minahasa, Verenzia, Pindorama-Brasil, Sariella, Unitary Communist State, and 29 others.El Holy Salvador, Bridgermance, Mikustania, Khazhkhovija, Zancostan, Social Imperialist Workers Republics, Pridneprovye, Thelania, Libisia, Druzhyi, Bolian island, Encaoua, Socialist UwU, Anerchi, De Eon, Stupendous Land, Old Corus, Irelord, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, West Irtinaraxiopia, Averyickan City, Flyrinia, North Goiky, Tercainia, New Yazministan, UNIOS, Remnantia, Krajzovda, and Perclumsia.