The Dictatorship of Socialist Republic of Russonia is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.376 billion Russonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avestevia. The average income tax rate is 62.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Russonian economy, worth 54.5 trillion Avestevs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 39,609 Avestevs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, there's a hole in the heart of every Russonian city, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, and invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Republic of Russonia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Socialist Republic of Russonia is ranked 217,383^rd in the world and 647^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -4.47 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.